- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
- Louis: Beautiful chocolate-like sensation with a high pitch and extraordinary voice cracks
- Niall: Irish wonderland that takes you to a whole much newer world than Aladdin
- Zayn: Lusciously dramatic and high notes with glass-breaking capability
- Harry: Pure seduction created by deep and slow singing
- Liam: Crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel as if you are running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures
- ^^^THIS^^^
omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
I’ve never thought of that….omg.
i just assumed everyone read it the same way as me… the L”ia”m way…
I took the “i” from Niall, and “a” from liam vaaaaat?
I say it like Neeeeeum??
What? But I thought everyone said it like ‘Ny-um’
wait so people actually say it like “nyum”? I feel like my whole life is a lie it has to be “neeum”
omfg i say Nee-um too what is this
I just assumed everyone read it as Nee-umm
- relatives: any boyfriends/girlfriends?
- me: no
- typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5